I <3 Aquanet!!!

September 21, 2010 11:02AM


I <3 Aquanet!!!

Hey, back in the day, Harrison Ford WAS a hottie! Even today, he’s got that skeevy old man I wouldn’t mind banging, or at least a little making out with, HAWT thing going for him. I had to look up Phoebe Cates though. I had no idea who she was.

If someone helping you pick up stuff you dropped means they like you, then I think I’m in trouble. I picked up Mrs. Henderson’s chapstick today when her purse tipped over…

Aunt Aubrey does kind of seem like the type to idolize people, isn’t she? Maybe that’s part of the reason she went crazy. She built people up into this weird state of perfection, and it all came crashing down when they made a mistake or something. Maybe it happened one time too many or something.



September 21, 1984

I am in love. Way more than I was with Mark. Mark is a cute little boy, but Wes is a hunk of meat MAN. I met Harrison Ford across the street. Turns out he’s Molly’s twin brother, and he’s in, like, ALL of my classes and he is just the most perfect man I’ve ever laid eyes on! He’s SUPER nice, too! When I dropped my books after English (Belinda told me to do that. If a guy likes you, he’ll stop to help you pick them up) and he helped me! He’s so perfect, and nice. He said I look like Phoebe Cates, but with red hair, today. That’s exactly what I was going for! I spent so much time on my hair this morning I was almost late for school! It took a half a can of Aquanet, but my hair is totally awesome. I measured it (okay, I know it’s a nerdy thing to do, but I was curious) 3 ½ inches tall!

Work was horrific this weekend, though, thanks to Riverside’s newest female resident. I can’t stand Molly! She comes up to the counter, and is all ‘I need a Bubble Up, now, fatass.’ I’m doing the Cambridge Diet, and I’ve lost 6 pounds so far! Who is she to call me a fatass? I hate hate hate hate HATE her! Hannah said she’s just trying to deflect her own pain, because she heard that Molly and Wes had to leave town in the middle of the night because Molly’s ex-boyfriend went all crazy and was stalking her and stuff. I could believe that. Belinda is constantly talking about how cool Molly is, and how Molly said this, and it was SO funny, and how Molly did that, and it was TOTALLY awesome. I guess, if she wants you to like her, Molly is one of those people who just sucks people in until they revolve around her and she’s the master of her own little Molly-verse. I know better than to fall for those tricks, though.



ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:13AM

I can see how she’d kill herself! A half a can of Aquanet?! Molly really is a bitch! The more I hear about her, the more I hate her! Is she still around? Does she still live in town? It would be interesting to see her side of the story on this one… Where did your aunt work?

Keriberi says @ 11:14AM:

I luv Wes! Good 4 her! I hope Molly rots in hell!!! Hahahaha. Man meat.

AubreyDay says @ 11:18AM:

@ ILuvRobbieP!!! I asked my mom, and she said Aunt Aubrey worked at the movie theater too! She was in the concession stand, like me! The similarities are getting scary! I promise I won’t kill myself tho, guys! She also said Molly doesn’t live here anymore. She and Wes went away to college and never came back. Their parents moved away a little bit after that.  I totally wanted to go over and see them.

Keriberi says @ 11:24Am

Wat would u say, tho? “Hi, u guys made my ant kill herself a long time ago, and I want som pics of u 2 post on my blog?”

PeterRoMANov says @ 11:27AM:

Tru. U dont want 2 look crazy 2. Wat abt looking in yearbooks? U mite find somthing in ur moms. I saw u talking 2 Luke 2day! Wat did he say?

Keriberi says @ 11:28AM:

@AubreyDay: U talked to him?!?!?!?!!!! Spill!!!

AubreyDay says @ 11:36AM:

It wasn’t a big deal. He just asked me if I copied down the homework for Algebra yesterday, because he had to leave early for a dr.’s appt. Oh, and if I had a date for Homecoming yet :)

Keriberi says @ 11:37AM:

OMFARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME U SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

PeterRoMANov says @ 11:37AM:

HOLY SHIT GURL!!!! U BETTER HAVE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

AubreyDay says @ 11:38AM:

Actually, I said no.

Keriberi says @ 11:39AM:

WTF?! U STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PeterRoMANov says @11:39AM:

Y THE HELL U DO THAT 4?!?!?!?!?

ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:41AM:

Dummies. If she said yes, then it would be turning him down.

AubreyDay says @ 11:42AM:

Exactly. Thanks, Lucy.

ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:43AM:

N/P. Gotta weed out the Darwins :)

Keriberi say @ 11:45AM:

W8…. So u R going w/ Luke?

AubreyDay says @ 11:47AM:

Yup.

PeterRoMANov says @ 11:48AM:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im helping u find ur dress!