September 10, 2010 10:13AM
Whoa Creep Factor!
I found a diary from the 80’s in my attic today. It’s my mom’s sister’s, my Aunt Aubrey (I’m named after her). I never knew her, though, because she died in January 1985. She committed suicide. How creepy is that? It’s weird to be reading her final thoughts, things she wouldn’t tell anybody. The thoughts that made her kill herself… Anyways, I just started reading it, and it starts today, only 26 years ago! I’ll see if I can find some old pictures of her, and post them on here, too.
Here’s the first entry:
September 10, 1984
Dear Diary,
We have new neighbors. There’s two kids- a boy and a girl who look like they’re my age. The girl is gorgeous, like Margot Kidder. I wish I had dark brown hair like that. I hate being a redhead. The guy is totally hot, too, like Harrison Ford. I watched them move in all day, but, of course, I was too shy to go over to introduce myself. What is wrong with me? I’m seventeen, you’d think by now I could go over and say “Hi” or something. But no. I’m a fat dumb creepy loser who hides behind her curtains. Belinda went over and introduced herself. Why can’t I do that?
I’m going to upload a pic of her in my next post.
Peace!
Aubrey
Comments:
Keriberi says @ 10:33AM:
Awesome! I love creepy stuff like that! How’d she kill herself? Did she do it in ur house? Ur mom is Belinda, right? Dead Aubrey’s kinda boring right now, tho…
ILuvRobbieP!!! Says @ 12:56PM:
Don’t you think that’s morbid? I doubt your mom will appreciate you posting her sister’s personal thoughts online… But then, does she know about your blog? Keri’s right, tho. That first entry is kind of boring. I see she’s foreshadowing her own death already.
PeterRoMANov says @ 12:59PM:
U guys r sik!!! Cant w8 for the next post!
AubreyDay says @ 2:09PM:
@ Keriberi: Yeah, she did. She jumped into the quarry (before they filled it up with water) My mom (yeah, she’s Belinda) said she was ‘troubled’. Ya think? ;-D And I totally couldn’t wait, so go look at the post again, I uploaded her picture!
Keriberi says @ 2:13PM:
Whoa! Talk about a hot mess! I c where u got ur looks, Awb! J/K She could be passable if some1 gave her a flat iron and make-up remover, tho! Maybe a treadmill, 2. I’m <3ing how she rocked mom jeans and mutilated sweatshirt/bodysuit combo, tho! I’m totally being that 4 Halloween!
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 4:27PM:
She wasn’t fat. Not skinny, like… who was famous for being skinny back then? Tracey Gold? She had that anorexia movie that’s on Lifetime all the time. She’s more like… the fat Olsen Twin. Which one is that? Ashley?
Keriberi says @ 4:31PM:
OMFG I cant belive u caled Ashly fat! Thats totoally a desise u no!
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 4:46PM:
I cant believe you got so angry about that comment you forgot how to spell!
PeterRoMANov says @ 5:21PM:
HAHAHAHAHA! PWND Ker! Srsly, tho, Luc. Don’t b the Grammer Nazi! & Dead Aubrey totally looks like Live Aubrey! How did u guys not c that?!?!?!?!?!!!
AubreyDay says @ 6:19PM:
You guys call her fat, then say I look like her?! That’s so mean!
PeterRoMANov says @ 6:46PM:
Ttly didnt mean it lik that! U guys have the same face is all!!!! U no I luv u!!!!
AubreyDay says @ 6:47PM:
Whatever. I’ll see you in school tomorrow.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
#2!!!
September 14, 2010 4:57PM
#2!!!
Here’s installment number two!!!! It looks like we’ve got a possible love triangle?? I want to wear neon spandex to the mall, too! Who’s with me?! I think we know lots of Molly’s offspring. There’s a lot of bitches in our school.
Aunt Aubrey is sorta sad, though. Didn’t they have self esteem seminars in the 80’s? They make us go to one, like once a month instead of Health.
September 14, 1984
Dear Diary,
So I met the girl across the street. Belinda invited her over to watch Entertainment Tonight. Her name is Molly. She’s even prettier in person dark hair, bright blue eyes… she totally has to stuff her bra. I’m sorry, but teenage girls are not that stacked. She’s sort of a bitch, too. She kept talking down to Belinda and ‘smelling weird things’- her words- when she was in the living room. Of course, Belinda is over the moon for her. I’m sorry, but just because she’s from New York doesn’t mean she’s better than us. Ugh. I can’t stand her already.
Mark is in love with her. Great. Just what I needed. As if this stupid town didn’t have enough competition already with Belinda bouncing around in her miniskirts and tube tops, and the hordes of other girls in neon spandex wandering around the mall. God I wish I could wear spandex. But no. I get to watch him busting his nuts over her stupid pink scrunch ankle boots. How does she get her hair so big? She’s supposed to start school on Monday. I really can’t deal with this…
Keriberi says @ 5:22PM:
Pink scrunch ankle boots?!?!!!? WAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of school, did u c the HAWTNESS in homeroom?! OMFG WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wats his name again?
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 6:06PM:
His name is Luke. For sure, hawt. He was staring at u all period, Aub! Go for it!
AubreyDay says @ 6:09PM:
Really? I’d tap that! I love the TDH type! He looks like Prince Eric from Little Mermaid! Except for, like, he’s real.
PeterRoMANov says @ 6:11PM:
WTF is TDH again?
Keriberi says @ 6:15PM:
Tall Dark & Hansom.
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 6:23PM:
Or handsome, as those of us who didn’t do miserably on their SATs, would say. Whats up with Molly, tho? Who goes to someone’s house and complains about the smell? I didnt know people actually did that! Especially way back then. Wasnt everyone supposed to be more polite?
PeterRoMANov says @ 6:28PM:
GN, Luc. GN. Evr c 16 Candles? or St Elmos Fire? Breakfast Club? They were badass teens! Mollys 1 of them! HEY! Molly Ringwald! Sweet!
Keriberi says @ 6:35PM:
I totly didnt think abt that! Ur rite, tho! Any pics of Molly in ur attic, Awb?
AubreyDay says @ 6:38PM:
Im going to look tomorrow. The light burnt out when I went up earlier, and its dark and scary up there right now! And I saw a spider. I dont think it was Molly Ringwald, tho.
#2!!!
Here’s installment number two!!!! It looks like we’ve got a possible love triangle?? I want to wear neon spandex to the mall, too! Who’s with me?! I think we know lots of Molly’s offspring. There’s a lot of bitches in our school.
Aunt Aubrey is sorta sad, though. Didn’t they have self esteem seminars in the 80’s? They make us go to one, like once a month instead of Health.
September 14, 1984
Dear Diary,
So I met the girl across the street. Belinda invited her over to watch Entertainment Tonight. Her name is Molly. She’s even prettier in person dark hair, bright blue eyes… she totally has to stuff her bra. I’m sorry, but teenage girls are not that stacked. She’s sort of a bitch, too. She kept talking down to Belinda and ‘smelling weird things’- her words- when she was in the living room. Of course, Belinda is over the moon for her. I’m sorry, but just because she’s from New York doesn’t mean she’s better than us. Ugh. I can’t stand her already.
Mark is in love with her. Great. Just what I needed. As if this stupid town didn’t have enough competition already with Belinda bouncing around in her miniskirts and tube tops, and the hordes of other girls in neon spandex wandering around the mall. God I wish I could wear spandex. But no. I get to watch him busting his nuts over her stupid pink scrunch ankle boots. How does she get her hair so big? She’s supposed to start school on Monday. I really can’t deal with this…
Keriberi says @ 5:22PM:
Pink scrunch ankle boots?!?!!!? WAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of school, did u c the HAWTNESS in homeroom?! OMFG WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wats his name again?
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 6:06PM:
His name is Luke. For sure, hawt. He was staring at u all period, Aub! Go for it!
AubreyDay says @ 6:09PM:
Really? I’d tap that! I love the TDH type! He looks like Prince Eric from Little Mermaid! Except for, like, he’s real.
PeterRoMANov says @ 6:11PM:
WTF is TDH again?
Keriberi says @ 6:15PM:
Tall Dark & Hansom.
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 6:23PM:
Or handsome, as those of us who didn’t do miserably on their SATs, would say. Whats up with Molly, tho? Who goes to someone’s house and complains about the smell? I didnt know people actually did that! Especially way back then. Wasnt everyone supposed to be more polite?
PeterRoMANov says @ 6:28PM:
GN, Luc. GN. Evr c 16 Candles? or St Elmos Fire? Breakfast Club? They were badass teens! Mollys 1 of them! HEY! Molly Ringwald! Sweet!
Keriberi says @ 6:35PM:
I totly didnt think abt that! Ur rite, tho! Any pics of Molly in ur attic, Awb?
AubreyDay says @ 6:38PM:
Im going to look tomorrow. The light burnt out when I went up earlier, and its dark and scary up there right now! And I saw a spider. I dont think it was Molly Ringwald, tho.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
I <3 Aquanet!!!
September 21, 2010 11:02AM
I <3 Aquanet!!!
Hey, back in the day, Harrison Ford WAS a hottie! Even today, he’s got that skeevy old man I wouldn’t mind banging, or at least a little making out with, HAWT thing going for him. I had to look up Phoebe Cates though. I had no idea who she was.
If someone helping you pick up stuff you dropped means they like you, then I think I’m in trouble. I picked up Mrs. Henderson’s chapstick today when her purse tipped over…
Aunt Aubrey does kind of seem like the type to idolize people, isn’t she? Maybe that’s part of the reason she went crazy. She built people up into this weird state of perfection, and it all came crashing down when they made a mistake or something. Maybe it happened one time too many or something.
September 21, 1984
I am in love. Way more than I was with Mark. Mark is a cute little boy, but Wes is a hunk of meat MAN. I met Harrison Ford across the street. Turns out he’s Molly’s twin brother, and he’s in, like, ALL of my classes and he is just the most perfect man I’ve ever laid eyes on! He’s SUPER nice, too! When I dropped my books after English (Belinda told me to do that. If a guy likes you, he’ll stop to help you pick them up) and he helped me! He’s so perfect, and nice. He said I look like Phoebe Cates, but with red hair, today. That’s exactly what I was going for! I spent so much time on my hair this morning I was almost late for school! It took a half a can of Aquanet, but my hair is totally awesome. I measured it (okay, I know it’s a nerdy thing to do, but I was curious) 3 ½ inches tall!
Work was horrific this weekend, though, thanks to Riverside’s newest female resident. I can’t stand Molly! She comes up to the counter, and is all ‘I need a Bubble Up, now, fatass.’ I’m doing the Cambridge Diet, and I’ve lost 6 pounds so far! Who is she to call me a fatass? I hate hate hate hate HATE her! Hannah said she’s just trying to deflect her own pain, because she heard that Molly and Wes had to leave town in the middle of the night because Molly’s ex-boyfriend went all crazy and was stalking her and stuff. I could believe that. Belinda is constantly talking about how cool Molly is, and how Molly said this, and it was SO funny, and how Molly did that, and it was TOTALLY awesome. I guess, if she wants you to like her, Molly is one of those people who just sucks people in until they revolve around her and she’s the master of her own little Molly-verse. I know better than to fall for those tricks, though.
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:13AM
I can see how she’d kill herself! A half a can of Aquanet?! Molly really is a bitch! The more I hear about her, the more I hate her! Is she still around? Does she still live in town? It would be interesting to see her side of the story on this one… Where did your aunt work?
Keriberi says @ 11:14AM:
I luv Wes! Good 4 her! I hope Molly rots in hell!!! Hahahaha. Man meat.
AubreyDay says @ 11:18AM:
@ ILuvRobbieP!!! I asked my mom, and she said Aunt Aubrey worked at the movie theater too! She was in the concession stand, like me! The similarities are getting scary! I promise I won’t kill myself tho, guys! She also said Molly doesn’t live here anymore. She and Wes went away to college and never came back. Their parents moved away a little bit after that. I totally wanted to go over and see them.
Keriberi says @ 11:24Am
Wat would u say, tho? “Hi, u guys made my ant kill herself a long time ago, and I want som pics of u 2 post on my blog?”
PeterRoMANov says @ 11:27AM:
Tru. U dont want 2 look crazy 2. Wat abt looking in yearbooks? U mite find somthing in ur moms. I saw u talking 2 Luke 2day! Wat did he say?
Keriberi says @ 11:28AM:
@AubreyDay: U talked to him?!?!?!?!!!! Spill!!!
AubreyDay says @ 11:36AM:
It wasn’t a big deal. He just asked me if I copied down the homework for Algebra yesterday, because he had to leave early for a dr.’s appt. Oh, and if I had a date for Homecoming yet :)
Keriberi says @ 11:37AM:
OMFARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME U SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
PeterRoMANov says @ 11:37AM:
HOLY SHIT GURL!!!! U BETTER HAVE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
AubreyDay says @ 11:38AM:
Actually, I said no.
Keriberi says @ 11:39AM:
WTF?! U STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PeterRoMANov says @11:39AM:
Y THE HELL U DO THAT 4?!?!?!?!?
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:41AM:
Dummies. If she said yes, then it would be turning him down.
AubreyDay says @ 11:42AM:
Exactly. Thanks, Lucy.
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:43AM:
N/P. Gotta weed out the Darwins :)
Keriberi say @ 11:45AM:
W8…. So u R going w/ Luke?
AubreyDay says @ 11:47AM:
Yup.
PeterRoMANov says @ 11:48AM:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im helping u find ur dress!
I <3 Aquanet!!!
Hey, back in the day, Harrison Ford WAS a hottie! Even today, he’s got that skeevy old man I wouldn’t mind banging, or at least a little making out with, HAWT thing going for him. I had to look up Phoebe Cates though. I had no idea who she was.
If someone helping you pick up stuff you dropped means they like you, then I think I’m in trouble. I picked up Mrs. Henderson’s chapstick today when her purse tipped over…
Aunt Aubrey does kind of seem like the type to idolize people, isn’t she? Maybe that’s part of the reason she went crazy. She built people up into this weird state of perfection, and it all came crashing down when they made a mistake or something. Maybe it happened one time too many or something.
September 21, 1984
I am in love. Way more than I was with Mark. Mark is a cute little boy, but Wes is a hunk of meat MAN. I met Harrison Ford across the street. Turns out he’s Molly’s twin brother, and he’s in, like, ALL of my classes and he is just the most perfect man I’ve ever laid eyes on! He’s SUPER nice, too! When I dropped my books after English (Belinda told me to do that. If a guy likes you, he’ll stop to help you pick them up) and he helped me! He’s so perfect, and nice. He said I look like Phoebe Cates, but with red hair, today. That’s exactly what I was going for! I spent so much time on my hair this morning I was almost late for school! It took a half a can of Aquanet, but my hair is totally awesome. I measured it (okay, I know it’s a nerdy thing to do, but I was curious) 3 ½ inches tall!
Work was horrific this weekend, though, thanks to Riverside’s newest female resident. I can’t stand Molly! She comes up to the counter, and is all ‘I need a Bubble Up, now, fatass.’ I’m doing the Cambridge Diet, and I’ve lost 6 pounds so far! Who is she to call me a fatass? I hate hate hate hate HATE her! Hannah said she’s just trying to deflect her own pain, because she heard that Molly and Wes had to leave town in the middle of the night because Molly’s ex-boyfriend went all crazy and was stalking her and stuff. I could believe that. Belinda is constantly talking about how cool Molly is, and how Molly said this, and it was SO funny, and how Molly did that, and it was TOTALLY awesome. I guess, if she wants you to like her, Molly is one of those people who just sucks people in until they revolve around her and she’s the master of her own little Molly-verse. I know better than to fall for those tricks, though.
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:13AM
I can see how she’d kill herself! A half a can of Aquanet?! Molly really is a bitch! The more I hear about her, the more I hate her! Is she still around? Does she still live in town? It would be interesting to see her side of the story on this one… Where did your aunt work?
Keriberi says @ 11:14AM:
I luv Wes! Good 4 her! I hope Molly rots in hell!!! Hahahaha. Man meat.
AubreyDay says @ 11:18AM:
@ ILuvRobbieP!!! I asked my mom, and she said Aunt Aubrey worked at the movie theater too! She was in the concession stand, like me! The similarities are getting scary! I promise I won’t kill myself tho, guys! She also said Molly doesn’t live here anymore. She and Wes went away to college and never came back. Their parents moved away a little bit after that. I totally wanted to go over and see them.
Keriberi says @ 11:24Am
Wat would u say, tho? “Hi, u guys made my ant kill herself a long time ago, and I want som pics of u 2 post on my blog?”
PeterRoMANov says @ 11:27AM:
Tru. U dont want 2 look crazy 2. Wat abt looking in yearbooks? U mite find somthing in ur moms. I saw u talking 2 Luke 2day! Wat did he say?
Keriberi says @ 11:28AM:
@AubreyDay: U talked to him?!?!?!?!!!! Spill!!!
AubreyDay says @ 11:36AM:
It wasn’t a big deal. He just asked me if I copied down the homework for Algebra yesterday, because he had to leave early for a dr.’s appt. Oh, and if I had a date for Homecoming yet :)
Keriberi says @ 11:37AM:
OMFARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME U SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
PeterRoMANov says @ 11:37AM:
HOLY SHIT GURL!!!! U BETTER HAVE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
AubreyDay says @ 11:38AM:
Actually, I said no.
Keriberi says @ 11:39AM:
WTF?! U STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PeterRoMANov says @11:39AM:
Y THE HELL U DO THAT 4?!?!?!?!?
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:41AM:
Dummies. If she said yes, then it would be turning him down.
AubreyDay says @ 11:42AM:
Exactly. Thanks, Lucy.
ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 11:43AM:
N/P. Gotta weed out the Darwins :)
Keriberi say @ 11:45AM:
W8…. So u R going w/ Luke?
AubreyDay says @ 11:47AM:
Yup.
PeterRoMANov says @ 11:48AM:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im helping u find ur dress!
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