#2!!!

September 14, 2010 4:57PM


#2!!!

Here’s installment number two!!!! It looks like we’ve got a possible love triangle?? I want to wear neon spandex to the mall, too! Who’s with me?! I think we know lots of Molly’s offspring. There’s a lot of bitches in our school.

Aunt Aubrey is sorta sad, though. Didn’t they have self esteem seminars in the 80’s? They make us go to one, like once a month instead of Health.



September 14, 1984

Dear Diary,

So I met the girl across the street. Belinda invited her over to watch Entertainment Tonight. Her name is Molly. She’s even prettier in person dark hair, bright blue eyes… she totally has to stuff her bra. I’m sorry, but teenage girls are not that stacked. She’s sort of a bitch, too. She kept talking down to Belinda and ‘smelling weird things’- her words- when she was in the living room. Of course, Belinda is over the moon for her. I’m sorry, but just because she’s from New York doesn’t mean she’s better than us. Ugh. I can’t stand her already.

Mark is in love with her. Great. Just what I needed. As if this stupid town didn’t have enough competition already with Belinda bouncing around in her miniskirts and tube tops, and the hordes of other girls in neon spandex wandering around the mall. God I wish I could wear spandex. But no. I get to watch him busting his nuts over her stupid pink scrunch ankle boots. How does she get her hair so big? She’s supposed to start school on Monday. I really can’t deal with this…



Keriberi says @ 5:22PM:

Pink scrunch ankle boots?!?!!!? WAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of school, did u c the HAWTNESS in homeroom?! OMFG WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wats his name again?

ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 6:06PM:

His name is Luke. For sure, hawt. He was staring at u all period, Aub! Go for it!

AubreyDay says @ 6:09PM:

Really? I’d tap that! I love the TDH type! He looks like Prince Eric from Little Mermaid! Except for, like, he’s real.

PeterRoMANov says @ 6:11PM:

WTF is TDH again?

Keriberi says @ 6:15PM:

Tall Dark & Hansom.

ILuvRobbieP!!! says @ 6:23PM:

Or handsome, as those of us who didn’t do miserably on their SATs, would say. Whats up with Molly, tho? Who goes to someone’s house and complains about the smell? I didnt know people actually did that! Especially way back then. Wasnt everyone supposed to be more polite?

PeterRoMANov says @ 6:28PM:

GN, Luc. GN. Evr c 16 Candles? or St Elmos Fire? Breakfast Club? They were badass teens! Mollys 1 of them! HEY! Molly Ringwald! Sweet!

Keriberi says @ 6:35PM:

I totly didnt think abt that! Ur rite, tho! Any pics of Molly in ur attic, Awb?

AubreyDay says @ 6:38PM:

Im going to look tomorrow. The light burnt out when I went up earlier, and its dark and scary up there right now! And I saw a spider. I dont think it was Molly Ringwald, tho.